Androgyny: ~~ Definition: Blending masculine and feminine: neither male nor female in appearance but having both conventional masculine and feminine traits and giving an impression of ambiguous sexual identity. (androgynous looks) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR DO NOT LIKE THE SPECIFICS ON THIS CHANNEL THEN PLEASE LEAVE. THIS OPTION HELPS YOU AND OTHERS TO HAVE A BETTER JTV EXPERIENCE.

My Channel Is Intended For Entertainment Purposes Only~ and For The Release Of My Inner Aggressions And Artistic Expression.


My Moderators Have A Hair Trigger When It Comes to Banning and Time Outs. Please Be Careful Of What You Say When Entering For The First Time.
Offense May Be Taken Easily By My Moderators And May Even Surprise Me When Banning At Times. So, Before You Have A Voice, Sit Back And Get The Drift Of What My Channel Is About.
Instant Time Outs Can/Will/Possibly Persist of Newly Made Accounts, Profiles With No Info, Spamming or Anything That Pertains To NOT READING my profile and yet you insist upon asking questions that are already provided in my profile.
I Do Not Like Repeating Myself .

Any other slanderous or discriminatory remarks or improper treatment of women and other gender related slams will not be tolerated.
My Channel May Consist Of The Following Elements:
Discussions, Photography, Japanese Face Art, Colors, Chili with Heeping scoops of Peanut Butter, Goofing Off, Lots of Make-Up, Smiling, Making Others Lives A lil Easier, Make-up Artistry, Transformations, Delusions, Illusions, Random Acts of Nonsense, Music, Movies, Me, You, The Camera, The Squirrel that lives in the walls, Radishes, Strangeness in Others, Freaks, Friends, Good Humor, Pets,Pictures, and Much More.

Spontaniousness of Random Compliments Are Welcome.

If You Can't Handle that Then Hang Around For Moments of Low Sugar Attacks and Bursts of Strange Energies Once Orange Juice Is Applied, A.D.D. & A.D.H.D. I Have A Slight Case Of Tourette Syndome that will Possess Me To Say Things That I'm Not Aware of At Times. If This Should Occur Please Disregard What I May Have Not Meant To Say But Did Mean To Think (Derrr). Also, Slurred Vision and Blurred Talking May Occur While Viewing. If You Wonder How I Get All That Make-Up And Glop Off Of My Face I Use A Copper Wire Scrub Brush and Draino.
Moments of Comparison With Ones Self May Occur While Viewing My Channel. Please Do Not Reflect These Moments As They Occur. Please Treat All of My Mods, My Viewers, and MySelf, With Respect.
Discrimination of Race, Color, Creed, Religion, Gender, and other Oddities Will NOT Be Tolerated. Statements or Acts Of Violence, Hate, or Disciminatory Remarks Will Be Concidered Harrassment and Will Be Reported to JTV as Well As Other Internet Harrassment/Hacking Authorities (F.B.I.) if Neccessary. This Has Been Done And Very Effective Through Both Jtv And The F.B.I.
In Case Of Any Emergency While I Am Broadcasting Please Contact Your Local 911 Dispatchers and Direct Them To My Channel In Case There Really Seems To Be An Emergency of Any Kind. I Have Low Sugar. 911 Can Locate Me.
In Your Free Time Please:

(1)Spread the Joyousness of It All To Foriegn Countries.
(2)Be Kind To A Stranger But Don't Talk To Them.
(3) Try Something New Like Peanut Butter on A Hamburger With A Slice of Sweet Onion. (Mmmm Yummy)
(4) Most of All "Be Kind to One Another" Why Spend Your Whole Life In A Puddle Of Your Own Inflicted Miseries.
(5) Oh And One More Thing~~ Try Loving Yourself Today.

Much Love To You All, JLane (even if you are a dick) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: JLane Scouten (last name Pronounced "Scowt-en, Thank You. NOT Scew-ten."

Channel: JlaneScouten

Website: www.justin.tv/jlanescouten

JTV Screen name: JLaneScouten, also there is Jlane_ and A couple More For Back Up and Lurking.

What is the meaning of your screen name?: The Meaning Of My (1) First Name "J" (Jeremy) Name Means: "Chosen by God" (2)Middle Name "Lane" Means: "Warrior" (3)Last Name "Scouten" Dutch origin: unexplained.

Twitter: I Use Twitter And enjoy it Much Better Than Other Services used for Instant Messaging. Current Twitter Name Is "JLane_" www.twitter.com/JLane_

MySpace: I Used To Be A Big Myspace Man Whore Until Jtv Found Me. Now I Only Use Myspace As Much As Once A Week To Check Messages From Endearing friends And Fans. I Never Thought I'd Lose My Hard-core interest in Myspace, But I really Can't Find The Time To Use It As Much As I'd like To Since My New Found Addictions: J.tv and Twitter.

Facebook: I Stand Clear Of Facebook And Could Care Less For It. Nothing Personal To Those That Do Use FaceBook. When Facebook Started it Was A Big College Thing And Has Since Then Advanced Into More Of A Sub-Cultured Myspace.

Why Use Both? I like Where I'm At Online And Intend To Stick With Where I am.

Where do you live: I Live In A Very Beautiful, Conservative City Just South Of "The Queen City", Buffalo New York. I Really Like Where I live. It's Far Enough Out of The City and Close Into The Beautiful Areas of The Mountain Landscapes and Natural Wetlands. I Live Near Many Of The Original Lands of Which Many Of Our Native American Indian Derive From. Like An Indian Always Says In These Parts, "Never Trust An Indian And Never Serve Them Alcohol"

How long have you been on JTV?: Well, I just had My Two Year Anniversary on Jtv October Of 2008. You Do The Math.

Birthday: My Birthday Is On October 2nd of Every Year That I am Alive, I suppose. I don't usually Celebrate My Birthday Too Much. I Usually Celebrate Or Engage Myself In Others Peoples Birthdays Setting Up Parties and And The Planning and Design. I'm Just Waiting For One Day For Someone(s) To Throw ME a Birthday Party. The Only Real Birthday Party I ever Had Was When I was 5 Years Old And Every One That Attended Wore A Costume Made By My Mother In The Theme of "Sesame Street" It Was The Greatest And I Still Have The Fondest And Photographic Memories of That Celebration. (Thank You, MOM. I Love You.)

Eyes: Yes, I have 2 Of Them That Are Hazel And Change Colors of Blues, Greens, and Greys. They Still Work Most Of The Time But I Do Use The Aid Of Eye Glasses By The Designer "Ellen Tracey"

Occupation : Well, Actually I Do A Many Of Different Occupational Things Such As Photography, Horticulture, Floriculture, Make-up Artistry, Floor Design, And Landscaping. I also Do Some Volunteer Work At Local Hospice Agencies and The SPCA

Status (married, single, divorced, looking -- lol) : Well, I Am With The Only Person I Choose And Will Be With Til Our Last Dying Days. I am Enriched With A Sanctuary Of Love Engraved In Stone. I am Very Much In Love. My Romance With My Partner Started 17 Years Ago And Is Still Very Strong And Full Of Love, Respect, and Honor For One Another. I am Proud To Say That I am One Of The Fortunate Persons To Have These Great Blessings And Gifts Of Love And Commitment.

What brought you to JTV?: I Was Brought To J.tv Due To And Accidental Right Click of The Mouse. I was Doing A Search One Day To Put Something On My Myspace To Spice It Up For My Friends And Fans. I was Looking For Something That Was LIVE And Streaming. I Did A Google Search And Nothing Seemed Very Appealing And As I Continued My Search For A Live Streaming Network I Clicked On The Justin.Tv Site. This Happened In Error Because I Meant To Click A Different Link And Ended Up Clicking The J.tv Link. WOW!!! I was Amazed At What I Had Found And Joined Instantly. I had Found My Calling For Personal Release To Share My Life ,Creativity of Arts, And My Love For The World That Surrounds Me. It Was A Hard Long Struggle For My First Few Months On Jtv Was Many Haters And People That Are Prone To Pop-Culture Shock. Yes, I was Hurt Emotionally At Times On J.tv And Thought Maybe This Isn't The Thing For Me. I got Through he Hurt And Grew Stronger As Well As The People That Support Me Did As Well. There Are Way too Many Haters Out There That Tried To Get Me To Leave J.tv, But I Stood Strong And Came Back With A Cyclone Of Love For What I Do And Love For The People That Support Me. The Light Does Show Through The Darkest Of Times On J.tv And I Strive To Keep That Light Alive. Thank You To All Of The The People That Do, Have, And Still Remain To Support My Channel, Art, And Myself. Without You There Would Still Be A Me, But Without On The Other Hand You I Would Be Stuck Inside Of Myself With A Loss Of That Release. I'm Glad That I Can Express Myself Freely And At Will. "Thank You Justin.tv" For Not Actually Supporting Me, But For The Simple Term Of "Tolerating" Me. (I Am A Featured Member And Producer of J.tv. I Used To Be Questioned By Masses Of The Many Of Why I Am Still Not A Featured Member of J.tv After All Of The Time, Money, And Selfless Effort I Have Put Into Becoming The Broadcaster That I Am And Have Yet To Become. Well, No Need To Ask Anymore Friends. The Powers Of Tia_Marie Have Made This Possible.) I Am Here To Stay. The Haters Are The Ones That Should "GO AWAY!!" \

Favorite Movie: Well, I Have Been Asked This Sooo Many Times And I must Say That "Poltergeist" Is Still My All time Favorite Move. Their Are So Many Other Movies Out There But The One That Stands Closest To My Liking is Poltergeist. (Carol Anne, Go Into The Light, Carol Anne!!) Oh, I Do On The Other Hand Have A More recent Film Made A Few Years Back Called "Connie And Carla' I Have Watched This Movie More Than 60 Times, I swear!!. So If I Had To Choose Two Movies, Connie And Carla Would Be My Second Favorite.

Favorite Music Artist(s): Either You Like Her Or You Hate Her Or Maybe Have Never Heard Of Her But My All Time Favorite Singer, Songwriter Is: Polly Jean (P.J.) Harvey. I'll Leave It At That.

Hobbies: Oh, The Hobbies Part. Well, I enjoy An Array Of Many Different Hobbies. Photography, Floor Design, Art, Performing Arts, Planning Parties(for others) VideoGames, The Love For All Of My Pets; Junie, Prinley, Felicia, Poopie, Fiji, Penelope, My Crayfish, And The Other 5 Large Aquariums of Fish That I Have Not Named Individually. I Do Much Hiking, Boating And Camping Under The Stars In The Mountains Of New York And Pennsylvania. Do you have a favorite JTV channel(s)? Yes, I do Have A few Channels On Jtv That I Most Enjoy, But I would Rather Not State Them By Name Because Of My Joy For What The Broadcasters Has To Offer.


Who are your friends on JTV?:

I have Many Friends Which I Do Hold Dear To My Heart. I will Not Name Them, But You All Know Who You Are. Much Love To You All.

In Five Years I will be: In 5 Years I will Be Older Than I am Now, Silly. I Don't Look Into The Future Too Much. Expectation Can Lead To Disappointment So I try My Best To Keep Expectations To A Minimum. Live Life Happily And Freely. Don't Get Your Heart Set On Something That Might Not Happen The Way You Imagine It In Your Mind. This Will Only Lead To Heart-Ache and Discomfort.

If you owned JTV what is the first thing you would change?: AGE REQUIREMENTS, BETTER POLICE-ING OF CHANNELS AND "Support Broadcasters that Actually DO SOMETHING" To Make Jtv Strive To Its Fullest. I would Keep The Promises Made To The PEOPLE And Not Just Tell Them What They Want To Hear Just To Keep Them Around For The J.tv Ratings Bar.

I'd Like To Take This Additional Moment To Thank Tia_marie For Her Good Faith In Me And Many Of The People That Make It Possible For Me To ALWAYS Be Myself In Whatever Way I Come Though As Being.


Much Love To You All, JLane


If I am to be a part and an icon of such a social network and not give up on my self-righteous, self secured being, I then feel that I should be part of this gracious expedition of true streaming of my honesty and pure sensuality. Being the brave soldier that I am in the internet world "of being" I give myself to the the viewing world of friends along with foes.